China is dumping Windows

China has said it released its veryfirst homegrown open source operatingsystem to reduce its dependency onAmerican Tech which is concerning theywon't need America at all once theydevelop their own way to deep fry aSnickers bar and when they start makingJoe Biden memes oh it's over I'm RileyMurdoch this is techlinked and this isopen kylen 1.0 the most recent versionof an operating system first launched in2001. according to Chinese State mediathe software is based on Linux was builtby a community of around 4 000developers and is used in its spaceprogram as well as Industries likefinance and energy open kylen apparentlygets its name from a mythical beastcalled the chi Lin meaning I've beensaying it wrong this whole time which isfabled to appear alongside the imminentarrival or passing of a sage probablypassing if that's a reference to windowsthey're it's so done and the OS getsmost of its source code from the Linuxdistribution Ubuntu with the registerfinding hundreds of references to Ubuntuin open chilins config files soyeah it's basically Ubuntu turns outit's not as homegrown as your boy shewould have you believe it's made fromscratch in the same way your mom'sBisquick pancakes are now I know thissounds like just another cheap Chineseknockoff but that's not true 22 years ofdevelopment and at least 4 000developers sounds pretty expensive to meapparently Nvidia may have left the bagin too long because someone just spilledtheir bitter ass teaaccording to unverified claims fromRussian YouTube channel pro high techNvidia is pressuring its board Partnersto stay away from Intel's battle magecards by threatening to withhold theirown chips from any manufacturers thatdecide to work with Intel what no Nvidiathe company that launched the GeForcepartner program five years ago to forceNvidia Partners to use differentbranding on AMD graphics cards oh yeahthat yeah I actually wasn't shocked justnow though Nvidia might not even need touse these underhanded tactics thoughbecause according to YouTuber Moore'sLaw is dead battle mage's development ishaving major issues and won't releasethis year as planned it's possible itwon't even launch until the second halfof next year G10 the planned Flagshipdie for battle mage has apparently beennerfed harder than a toddler playingDart tag with John Wick that'll get amixed communicato initially it wasdesigned to compete with nvidia's 4080but now it may end up slower than the4070 or even canceled and these rumorsdon't seem that far-fetched in the wakeof Intel discontinuing their first partya770 limited edition only a couple weeksago maybe they needed to stop productionto focus on working out battle mage'sKinks hot or maybe they felt like theyhad to stop production after naming itlimited edition although the Raptor LakeCPUs looked nothing like dinosaurs anddo not like waterso explain that science tried rinsing itoff itplaned and Google has been testing theirmedical AI chatbot in hospitals sinceApril bringing us one step closer torobot doctors and even moreuncomfortable prostate checks metalfingers get very cold might be lesscomfortable though because it's not likea person doing it please bend overGoogle apparently believes this AI namedmed-pom 2 could really help in countriesthat have limited access to doctorsaccording to an internal email speakingof internals medpom2 knows a lot aboutyours because unlike general purpose AISlike Chachi BT med-pom 2 has been insideyou all along Med Palm 2 has beentrained on questions and answers frommedical licensing exams and even acurated set of medical expertdemonstrations but hasn't been trainedto romance other doctors like in the hitdocumentary series Gray's Anatomy one ofthe hospitals testing the chatbot is theMayo Clinic which you may know as thewebsite you use as a second opinionafter WebMD says you have cancer theMayo Clinic is actually a massivenot-for-profit research hospital thatinvests the billions it makes in Revenueinto cutting-edge research makingnumerous medical breakthroughsthroughout its 159 year history donatetodayand now it's renowned doctors aretesting an algorithm that is reported toinclude more inaccurate content in itsresponses when compared to human doctorsI mean a lot of patients lied about howthey got that shampoo bottle up thereit's only fair their robot doctorReturns the favor and tells themcongratulations you're pregnantand the shampoo bottles the fatheryou're in big trouble you got a suit upfor child support time to make someplans you're having a butt baby you'regonna have to provide for this shampoobaby for the shampoo butt baby now it'stime for quick bits brought to you byNewegg they're fantastic saleis back this year new eggs biggest saleof the hashtag Hot Boy Summer Newegg isoffering discounts on a ton of differentgaming computers and Hardware with nomembership required right now you cansave 400 on an Asus gaming laptop ormaybe it's time to finally upgrade thatold 1060 to a better GPU the Imperial 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days you spent in thecomputer lab at your underfundedElementary School installing Quake eventhough you're not supposed to what areyou doing over there gaming for me wasMath Circus developers sir Mangler andTRW have made it possible to getemulators running on all Xbox seriesconsoles not just the ones in developermode for a two dollar subscription totheir patreon you can get access todolphin retroarch and other emulatorswhile the old method of paying 19dollars for developer mode has alwaysworked sir Mangler points out that someInternational users don't have access tothe payment options needed to pay the 19maybe you also want to share emulationwith your kids so that they can sufferas you suffered adversity in the form ofbeing stuck on the same level for hoursbuilds character here you go son NinjaGaiden Get Wreckedirdetto the way that I'm gonna pronounceit the company that owns digital rightsmanagement software de Nuvo is out toprove that it does not hinder gameperformance a complaint that's beenlobbed by everyone from Tekken 7director katsuhiro harada to Anonymousredditors trying to justify why piratingis totally morally permissible whilesome tests have seemed to prove denuvo's negative performance impactothers have not and irdetto's CEO toldours Technica this is because the teststhat he agrees with are good and theones he doesn't agree with are flawed ifyou ask me the only thing being provedin this debate is the existence ofconfirmation biasNASA is sending their Advanced Valkyrierobot to one of the most dangerousplaces in the known universe by which wemean Australia it was founded bycriminalsthe robot is on loan to Woodside energyin Perth where it will perform remotecaretaking of uncrewed and offshoreenergy facilities for NASA this is anopportunity to test valkyrie's abilityto perform routine repetitive work indirty hazardous conditions andinhospitable environments such as theMoon Mars and yo mamaand over the weekI'm so sorry and over the weekend aSmuggler was caught entering mainlandChina from Macau with 420 hashtag blazedm.2 ssds which authorities estimated torepresent a combined value of 33thousand dollars only a few days lateranother man was caught entering Chinafrom Macau with 306 Intel CPUs but hegets no points for originality that wasjust you know do your own thing it'sunclear how the first man was caught butthe second Smuggler was discovered afterborder officials noted that he waswalking funnyshampoo bottleluckily the Undeclared parts werediscovered wrapped around his waist andlegs rather than having been stored inwhat is traditionally known as theprison wallet or as we call it theshampoo womb Excuse me while I make awithdrawal from my friendsand unless you're in prison you'll beable to come back on Wednesday for moreTech news as agreed to on the terms ofyour bail and if you are in prison makeit that way through withdrawal from yourprison wallet and take out your phone