Funniest Impressions Done in Front of the Actual Person

my name is John MalkovichI don't sound anything like that no noyou sound exactly like thisno I don't yes yes you dothis Nick is calm and stealthy like aninja warrior whereas this Nick is anexaggerated screaming psychopathjust doesn't existthat's High Praiseum I'm Kevin Hart right right HighSchool okay um yeah hey hey hey heyeverybody hey hey girlhey girl hello you should hear me shedidn't hear mehey what's up mancome oncome onhey Miss Johnson yeah I'm gonna do goodon that testyesbut I don't care because I love that heygirlI stay tuned for more of the Sammy DavisJr tribute honoring the one heavyweightI would never dare happen to the ringwith Sammy you're a true undefeatedchampoh waitnoI think Mike can do a little better thanthat Mikeokay I'm gonna I'm gonna attempt to readthis this may be disastrous okay staytuned for more of the Sammy Davis Jrtrivial honoring the one heavyweight Iwill never dare step into the ring withSammy you are truly the undefeatedchampion[Music][Applause]producers of the show The Producers ofthe show was hoping you'd have a littlemore feeling the more Mike you know alittle bit more Mike Tyson you know moreMike tysonism like like hello ladies andgentlemen Sammy and I would likethank youwhat if you do got me boxed in I'm notgonna put you downmoving face to face yeahbut I will not hesitatenot for a secondthat's myforeignI feel like I wouldn't be able to do ituntil I met you but I have do you wantme to do itso welcome back welcome backumso to youyou've never been on the show[Music]okay I feel your pain Bobfirst time it's only a first time foreverything isn't this Brave[Applause]another dayanother fifty thousand dollarsno no Jack said the one thing aboutNichols is he's a comic the bastard'salways laughing it's like working with adamn clown and a director's chairman and I'm curious if you could justwalk me through a little bit about whatit takes to beat Dwayne Johnson well I'mglad you asked that question first ofall you're uh Kathleen from screenjunkies right I never forget a face Inever forget a thing mine's like a steeltrap uh you know I wake up at uh 5 a.mand do 27 000 rip curls uh bleed bloodsweat tearsthat's the approach that I take to livethat's how I approach everything life isa delicious drink that you have to suckdeepthere's no time like the present toenjoy your loved ones your family orthings that the other thing and thenprojects I gotta gowow that's good but I've been doing Shaqfor so long I can tell you exactly whathe's thinking right nowall my friends are saying mean thingshurt my feelingsShaq a big strong man outsidemyself insideShaq hate bulletseveryone is calling Shack dumbbut Shack not dumbI have a doctorateCharles is a dumb oneCharles Potter thing Dr red is a girldoctorShack a boy doctor[Applause]I love that tapethank youand I show it to all my friendsturn the camera on and let him go[Music]I improvised for about two hours afterthatthen with Clint's help we uh we honedthe final performance down to thislittle piece that I'd like to performfor you now[Music]to teach all of you in this audiencedo the perfect Al Pacino impressionin three easy stepsonewhere did it goI call this step where'd it go becauseAl always seems to be looking forsomething that he's lost[Laughter]but he still can't find it so becauseyou're all sitting I'm going to sit andhelp you learn how to do this so so youhave to start by searching for somethingthat has gone missingforeignmy wallet my my passportmy toothbrushmy lines my performance whoa where didthat gostep two is the surprise Al for somereason always looks a little surprisedif you look at his face it's like whatjust happenedthe last thing I remember I was snortinga wheelbarrow full of cocaine inScarface and now I'm sitting next to thepresident whoa how did that happen[Applause]and then finally step threeis the HuffwhoaAl seems to have a lot of airhe's got to get it out whoaI blow it up but it just comes rightback inlookyou're calling card you get yourhands off me oh really every every I'm acomment so every every time you get your head that's right say it with meI I'll grab your hand and you play mehey you get your hands off meforeign[Applause]foreign[Music]