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Right Wing Crazies Gather to Praise Trump, Santos’ Lies Hit New Heights & MTG Wants National Divorce

Easter Entertainment, Kennedy Comedy Tour, CPAC Praises Trump, Pences Disavowal and Bidens Cybersecurity Plan

  • This video discussed different ways to entertain kids for Easter, such as buying a tomb and rollaway standoff
  • Introduced Senator John Kennedy’s comedy tour where he made jokes about President Biden
  • Discussed CPAC and how they were praising Donald Trump
  • Mentioned Mike Pence not supporting Trump if he is the nominee
  • And talked about Joe Biden’s new cybersecurity plan.

Lies and Bribes Investigated, National Divorce Called For, Self-Repossessing Cars Proposed, Read Across America Day Celebrated

  • George Santo is under investigation by a bipartisan group after allegations of lies and bribery
  • Marjorie Teller Green is making rounds on right-wing media in support of her call for a national divorce
  • Ford proposed self-driving cars that can repossess themselves if the customer does not pay
  • National Read Across America Day is celebrated, yet many people cannot remember the last book they read.

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thanks for watching thanks for comingfromjoining us here in uh Hollywood where wehad our first beautiful day in quitesome time spring is around the cornerEaster is like a month away and ifyou're looking to mix things up with thekids this year if you're looking to dobetter than a basket full of plastic andgrass you might want to get an order infor one of these this is the tomb androck rollaway standoffit's uh you can reenact the resurrectionin lovingly crafted cardboard for only49.98 again I guess people buy thisbecause there are 72 reviews there's aone great prop I was disappointed when Isaw the size of the box but impressedwhen it unfolded into a solid cardboardtombthe rollaway rocket a real opening intothe tomb the kids loved it kids lovetombstomb shortly before sunrise this is thesecond one I've ordered this one's forchurch the other I've used it at homefor years it's beautifuland it was a huge success at my son'sseventh birthday swimming partythat's some Team all the kids came outbaptized it was incrediblein Washington the fascist and theFurious have gathered to praise theirlord and savior Donald Trump at theannual CPAC convention this is aconvention for all your worst aunts anduncles it's uh Mara loudo is performingon Saturday night he's given a bigspeech he said I will be at CPAC onSaturday talking about the fact thatobviously our country is going to helland how to fix it or at least the firstpart the tandelorium was very fired uptoday he wrote they're not in all capscoming from me they're coming for youI'm just in their wayno they're coming for you they're whenyou get arrested none of the rest of usare going to prison with you you'regoing to be in there begging forhairspray alonepack event it's kind of hard to explainevery like low rent radio host andpodcast racist with a die job and apolice have asked Joe's up to try to outcrazy each other remember the firstseasons of American Idol when the loserswould just line up and be mowed down bySimon Cowell it's like that boat withoutSimon Cowell so instead you get peoplelike Senator John Kennedy of Louisianawho delighted the crowd with a series ofHomespun zingers so hilarious he'staking his act on the road tux medicatedpads presents Senator John Kennedy asyou've always seen him before the mosthilarious side-splitting Louisianagovernment official of all time if youput President Biden in charge of theSahara Deserthe would run out of sandSenator Kennedy takes no prisonerstastes like I'd rather be fathe isn't afraid to tell the truth thetruth is that to a bearwe all taste like chicken bring thewhole family to hear what the NewOrleans Times Picayune called the folksyramblings of a daughtering old woman howdo you sleep at night knowing that somepeople don't like youand I tell themwith the fan onlive dry overnight diapers for adultsit's the canvas comedy event of the YearJohn F Kennedy the f is for funny we aregoing to have to get some new conspiracytheoriesbecause all the old ones came truesafe step walk-in tubs presents theSenator John Kennedy Comedy Tour comingto a Cracker Barrel near you I reallylike dogsmake them special tomorrow at CPACDonnie Kong Jr takes the stage DJ TJ hasbeen lashing out at any Republican whodares to challenge daddy includingformer Speaker of the House Paul Ryanwho found himself on the bad breath sideof Don Jr's wrath Paul Ryan will not beattending the Republican NationalConvention if Trump is the nominee andno one gives a crap literally no onethis guy is the guy on the board FoxNews which also explains a lot about thedirection and some of the content I'mseeing out there folks this explains tome almost everything frankly I know Ihaven't been invited almost six monthsnow he looks greatwhatever he's doing is working meanwhileMike Pence not only is the former Vicepoodle skipping CPAC this year he'sappears to be distancing himself evenfurther from his former boss the formerpresident if he is the nominee would yousupport him well I think we'll havebetter choices and I really trustuh Republican voters that's not a yesin terms of supporting Trump I'm veryconfident uh we'll have better choicesso no is it has anyone dodged morequestions than Mike Pence I also want topoint out this man was Donald Trump'svice president and he wouldn't vote forhim do you realize how unusual that isit's like if macaroni said goodbye tocheese it's the white house todayunveiled President Biden's new cybersecurity plan and while you might thinkletting Joe Biden spearhead cybersecurity makes about as much sense asasking Grandpa to set up your Xbox he'snot kidding around he's going all in I'mJoe Biden and I approve his messageI alreadypresident Joey baloney some of theyounger bucks around here but tell me wegot to beef up our security against thecyborgs it's no joke man cyborgs andcomputers could be scares all heck whenI was growing up if a machine wascausing trouble it just found a crescentwrench and gave it a good whack and thatkids won't be humming again in no timebut now the Chinese appearing into yourtricky talks and bad news from Nigeriawould not sending hot males promising toincrease the size of your Johnny doodledon't click them links man they're badnews that's how cyborgs get it to youYouTubes so go read the nuts and boltsof my plan just fire up the old IBM typein White House period go V sideways linethen something elseoh oh whoops screens on the fritz I musthave pressed to watch through some maybethis holy cow I'm a cow Jill Jill goodget Hunter Jr in here foreign[Applause]things are not going swimmingly forfuture former Congressman George Santosthe house Ethics Committee todaylaunched an official investigation intowhether he broke the law Santos's officesaid he's fully cooperating with theinvestigation which means he probablyfled the country it's in Guatemala rightnow the investigation comes as rumorscontinue to swirl about the identity ofhis new campaign Treasurer Andrew Olsennobody seems to know where or who AndrewOlsen is he hasn't responded to anyattempts to contact him the address theyprovided for him leads to an apartmentbuilding that Santo shared with hissister she's moved nobody who livesthere seems to have heard of him whichis incredible I mean serious What ifafter all after all the crazy lies andstories and grits the many questionsabout words money came from his bogusresume What if after all that with theattention of the whole country on GeorgeSantos he went ahead and made up a fakeperson to be his campaign Treasurer Imean he just said oh yeah I'll say hisname's Andrew Olson he lives at mysister's place you'd almost have to handit to him it's pathological on a levelnone of us have ever experienced beforeit's like if I came out here and toldyou I was a labradoodle and then youwere like oh you're not a labradoodleand I was like woofand I just kept barking until you gaveme a treat sonow a bipartisan group is investigatingin the entire history of the House ofRepresentatives only five members haveever been expelled three for supportingthe Confederate rebellion in 1861 backthen they used to expel you forsupporting an Insurrection and two whowere convicted of bribery but still alot of people think George Santos isdone I mean I don't know the guysurvived storm in the beach at NormandyI think he could probably survive thatnow Marjorie teller green is um not onthe house Ethics Committee she didn'thave any but she's been making rounds ofthe right-wing media to complain overand over and over again that she gotheckled at dinner the other night andalso to continue her call for what shesays is a national divorce you've seenme over the past week or so calling fora national divorce because I reallybelieve that you know if we have we havestates red States and blue States wellyou know what they can abolish theirpolice they can transition theirchildren no matter how much I disagreewith itum and they can have their wide openborders and we can secure our borders wecan protect our children and we cansupport our police officers and we canwe can be left alone because we're fedup with these people we're sick andtired of them you know Marge and herhusband just got divorced so now shethinks the whole country should split uptoo I mean how would how would that workexactlyseriously would Alabama go move into anapartment I really want to know how shesees this divorce working would we sharecustody of MississippiI think we should take her up on it lether figure it out you know uh this issomething according to the U.S patentoffice Ford the automaker consideredbuilding self-driving cars that canrepossess themselves about two years agothey filed a patent that laid out adesign for vehicles that could drivethemselves back to the dealership if thecustomer doesn't pay his bill can youimagine like getting evicted from yourcondo you go outside and you see yourF-150 is leaving you tooand for some very weird country songssothat wasn't it either Ford also proposeda variety of punishments for car ownerswho are late on their payments includinga vehicle that could disable its own airconditioning and take full control ofthe car basically every time you driveit would be like being in a Saw movieyou want to use the brakes venmo 50bucks or you're going down a hilland obviously customers got nervous whenthey heard it so Ford put out astatement they want to make it clearthey're not going through with the planeven though if they did it's not all badyour car could also when you get high goto Taco Bell and get youra garbage bag full of chalupas let's gotoday uh in case you don't know today isNational read Across America day it wasfounded by the National EducationAssociation to encourage reading uh it'sMarch 2nd National reading days also BonJovi's birthday and I think we knowwhich one we're more likely to celebratebut since today's a special day of bookswe went out in the Hollywood Boulevardwe asked pedestrians what's the lastbook you read and the results are as youmight guess terrifying[Music]it's National read Across America daywhat's the last book you read oh dearumhonestly I haven't read a bookthe last book I readI actually don't rememberumwhat was the last book you read oh goodlordum if it's not in the on the phonegosh the last book I read wow uhI don't even remember like you'reprobably To Kill a Mockingbird like popsinto my head but and what happened inthat book yeahit's probably from high school what bookdid I readthat's embarrassing what's the lastthing you readI don't think don't read bookscan you name a bookuhnot on top of my headso long we'll waitumI can't rememberit's been a while but I've read uh likethe first two books of the Harry Potterwhy'd you stop at book twouh well it's just the world's so fastman you can't get caught in something soquick you know what I'm saying you gottayou're reading a book can't stay therethe whole time you just gotta go dosomething else come back to it that'swhat I think don't you wonder whathappens to HarryI've seen the movies Harry Little's hereyeah the last book I readthe last American bookthe historysay it again the historyand what happened in that bookum the community the thethe worldand who wrote that bookumEricanew from Random House the history thecommunity the world written by Americaavailable at Walgreens[Applause]foreign