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Biden Boosted By Good Economic News | Meta Won’t Factcheck T**** | Santos’s Suspicious Expenses

GDP Growth and Facebook Reinstatement: A Closer Look at the Impact of Recent Events

  • The LateShow host Stephen Colbert discussed the positive news that in the last quarter of 2022, the GDP increased 2.9%
  • Facebook’s parent company meta said it will restore the former president’s Facebook and Instagram accounts despite him being banned for two years
  • American consumer spending fueled this growth
  • The former president is allowed to come back with guard rails in place to deter repeat offenses
  • Meta is holding a stricter standard than your average Joe, and if the ex-president violates this standard he will be punished with just one strike
  • George Santos was confronted by reporters about an illegal campaign contribution which he denied making any changes to.

George Santos Caught Red-Handed: Alleged Ponzi Scheme, Goodfellas Vibe, and Under-the-Table Deals

  • George Santos was running for office while simultaneously working for an alleged Ponzi scheme
  • He was reported to spend 199.99 everytime, with 8 reports from the same Italian restaurant in Queens
  • One victim described the experience as being similar to Goodfellas and footage of George Santos entering that restaurant has been found
  • Santos is already in trouble with the FEC for campaigns legally required to keep receipts for anything over 200 and his campaign repeatedly reporting expenses of exactly 199.99.

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[Applause]welcome welcome one and all to The LateShow I'm your host Stephen Colbert now IknowI know you all watched the show for onereason and one reason only because I'man expert on international finance macroeconomics and money stuffI know all about the Dows the Joneses uhuh all the coins bit commemorativechocolatecarrot and as a market Watcher I've beena bit worried because a lot of folks outthere have been forecasting a comingrecession well today we've got somepositive news because in the lastquarter of 2022 the GDP increased 2.9percent ladies and gentlemenunexpected wow unexpected nobody sawthat coming we're all 2.9 percent richerand I'm gonna blow it on 2.9 eggs[Applause]this means despite all the worryeconomic growth remains solid which is ahuge win for Joe Biden because at hisage it's a welcome sign when somethingremains solid[Applause]let's gosh[Applause]he's got bones like a sparrowthis growth is all thanks to you theAmerican shopper because it was fueledby consumer spending good job you buyingstuff is what America was built on theonly reason Washington only reasonWashington crossed the Delaware was toget to yield Nordstrom Rackover in Trenton that's a fact you canlook that upin Less Pleasant news yesterdayFacebook's parent company meta said itwill restore the former president'sFacebook and Instagram accountswell yeah that's a punishment for all ofusif you'll remember back in 2021 theex-president got kicked off of theplatform for a Facebook violation knownas trying to overthrow the U.Sgovernmentofficially he was banned for two yearswell two years were up and meta says hecan come back because our determinationis that the risk to Public Safety hassufficiently recededthe risk has receded because he's beengone you know between knife thrusts Jackthe Ripper is a pretty chill dude[Applause]so give me the knife back he's givingBack the Knifeso they're saying the former presidentno longer poses a risk but the man isstill on social media spreading the samelies they got people killed two days agoon Truth social he wrote rigged andstolen election I won Georgia by a lotand meta is letting him back I'm gladthey don't run probation hearings so uhinmates 7214 you say after 10 years ofincarcerationyou would do it again in a heartbeatum you're free to go here's the homeaddress of everyone who's ever wrongedyou and your chainsaw we kept it oiledhave funbut have fun there's the doorgo on keep the choke keep the choke openone yearbut meta insisted that this time will bedifferent because they are putting newguard rails in place to deter repeatoffenses that's not going to work havethey forgotten what the former presidentsupporters do with guard railsso what are these new rules for startersthe ex-president will be required tofollow meta's updated Communityguidelines which prohibit violence andincitement fraud and deception and hatespeech so all the former presidents lovelanguagesPlusFacebook says they'll be holding to astricter standard than your average Joemetaverse whereas most users get as manyas five strikes a penalty for him wouldbe triggered with just one even stricterbefore the ex-president can postanything he has to click all the boxesthat contain Ericdoesn't even know he can't do itcan't do itso he has to follow the rules andthere's no way he can use meta to sellmisinformation right wrong because metasays that since he's already declaredhis candidacy for president in 2024 hewon't be subject to fact-checking metathinking you can't allow him to postconspiracy theories on Facebookthat's your mom's friend's jobfor the last time Kathy teenagers arenot identifying as gerbils and demandingtaxpayer-funded wood chipsthis is just meta giving in to thepresident's uh ex-president's pressurecampaign with the two-year ban set toexpire his team recently asked meta toreinstate him on Facebook and when theydid he responded on Truth social sayingFacebook which has lost billions ofdollars in value since deep platformingyour favorite President me has justannounced that they are reinstating myaccount he begged them to bring themback and now he's dragging them to hellhe's like an ex-boyfriend saying I'mnothing without you baby please take meback you will look at this patheticloser bringing back her favoriteboyfriend meyou can lose a few poundshippiebigger social media platform is exactlywhat the president's ex-president ishoping for considering he reportedlydoesn't want to renew the exclusivityagreement he has with true social whichcould just be why he posted thank you totruth social for doing such anincredible job your growth isoutstanding and future Unlimitedhe is so out of therethat's as ominous as getting this cardfrom your dad happy birthday Carson youand your mom are going to achieve suchgreat things just stepping out for apack of smokes don't wait up your futureis unlimitedare thereI get all the timeany George Santos fans here[Applause]that was a roller coaster of emotionone of the many unanswered questionsabout George Santos is how he who had nomoney was able to loan over sevenhundred thousand dollars to his owncampaign and his previous electionfiling Santos had ticked the Boxindicating that this money was frompersonal funds of the candidate but onTuesday his campaign updated the filingand that box is now unchecked so now wehave no idea where he got the cash fromwait a minute wait a minute[Applause]this little discrepancy is a big olddeal because saying this was neither hismoney nor personal loan or line ofcredit would almost certainly mean thecontribution is illegal it also doesn'thelp that he checked the box I heartcrimeyesterday Santos was confronted byreporters about the changesand he said this let's make it veryclear I don't amend anything I don'ttouch any of my FEC stops right so don'tbe disingenuous and report that I didbecause you know that every campaignhires fiduciary that's right he's not afiduciary he's just a fadooshsoso fair enough he didn't fill out hisown forms but it turns out yesterday hechanged his actual fiduciary saying hehired a Treasurer named Thomas Detwilerbut when reporters checked withDetweiler Detweiler said the forumslisting him as Santos's New Treasurewere signed under his name without hisconsent so what's going on eitherDetwiler did sign the papers and hedoesn't remember or a man who waswandered for Fortune checks forged adocumentum I'll take door number twooh Johnny tell me what I've wontwo more weeks of George Santos jokesand this beautiful dinette set from RoyHill Roy Hill all the furniture we makeis given away on game shows back to youSteve thanks Johnny Santos is already introuble with the FEC campaigns arelegally required to keep receipts foranything 200 or above and his campaignrepeatedly reported expenses of exactly199 dollars and 99 Cents nothingsuspicious there maybe he just shops atthe199.99 storethey got it's great bargainsto the crestshampoomost notably of the 40 yes 40 timesSantos's campaign reported spending199.99 eight of them were at an Italianrestaurant in Queensmaybe he just ordered the same dishevery time fettuccine alfredowell you like thatyou like that I like that you like thatI like it while running for officeSantos was also working for an allegedPonzi scheme and he would whine and diein potential investors at that sameItalian restaurant in Queens one victimdescribed her experience I felt like wewere in Goodfellas in fact I'm beingtold is this true we actually havefootage of Santos entering therestaurantGeorgeAnthony devaldohey jabrowskithe power of Ashhey it's Hannah Montanaand CNN's already Cornishstick around[Applause]foreign[Music][Applause][Music]