Thank you for taking shelter here. And Well, that's very kind. I'm sad. I wanna apologize for our our visitors from other town phones. We had a we I hope you had a good week with some crazy crazy weather here. I woke up on Sunday. A huge piece of lattice had flown off my roof and onto my car, and that wasn't even the number one weirdest thing that happened. I had, like, eighty texts when I woke up, sending me this article from Rolling Stone. It says, Trump White House pressured Disney to sensor Jimmy Kimmel now. Disney is the company that owns ABC, our network, and Jimmy Kimmel is me. So obviously, I was interested in seeing what it was. But according to the story, in two thousand eighteen, Donald Trump, who was at that time president of the United States, was so upset about my jokes that I made about him, he directed his staffers at the White House to call Disney, to tell them to rein me in. The report says at least two calls were made from the Trump White House to, quote, convey the president's anger regarding Kimbell's monologues. And Jeff's In other words, president Karen demanded to speak to my manager. It's and you think You'd think the guy who fathered Eric and Don Junior would know how to handle jokes, but I guess not. The article says news of these calls spread around the corridors of power in Washington. Wow. What a plot twist? The first time Donald Trump ever tries to stop someone from talking about him on television and me. And usually when he wants somebody to stop talking about him, he pays them a hundred thirty thousand dollars, but He wanted me to do it for nothing. I I wonder what it was specifically that sparked this his trumper tantrum. I wonder what it was he found so objectionable. I don't know. Maybe it was the time I had stormy Daniels look at a plate of carrots and to size them up and she picked the little one. I don't know. Maybe it was one of the nicknames. I guess, when it's going through, like, Tani Soprano, most for dumbass, Empher, Palpatini hands, Marillardo, king tut and con man, the hydraulics, horror picture show pumped into the corn hopper, Grabas, Grandpa, Orange Julius Caesar, Calutica, Flabio, Freddy Krueger, the Tandallorian. Why either Woods, Kewedun, dictator, Todd. Give me, I only have I only have a hundred more. Okay? We broke home over of the scam, the Baraci, the one terminated chocolate with Selini, YMCA Hall, the recount of Market Crystal, Daddy Bosefers, or George Washington, maybe Leonard Francis. Well, what a ...razor isn't a snowflake? What a blow hard. He's a blow hard and a snowflake. He's a blow flake is what he is. He should change the hats to say make America a line again, Maua. Because when you think of all the people I regularly make fun of, it's a lot of people. The only two tried to stop me ARE DONALD TRUMP AND MARGERY TAILOR GREEN THEY WILL ACTUALLY CALLED THE COPS ON ME. I'M IN FRONT OF OJ A THOUSAND TIMES. HE HASN'T TRYING TO KILL ME ONE. And this guy, Donald Trump, that all you guys just make fun of he makes fun of disabled journalists. He makes party, calls our veterans, prisons of of war, even losers, he insult his opponents, his friends, his family. But if I point out, that he's so fat they renamed the plane Air Force WonderBrid. I'm the bad guy there too. I love it. You know what? Maybe this is why Donald and Melania is sleeping separate bedrooms. She was laughing too hard at my monologue at night. And really joking inside. This is a blatant abuse of power. I wonder if Fox News, you know, they're always screaming about censoring comedian. Will they defend me on this? I doubt it. We have a first amendment right that Americans are hell of a lot braver than Donald Trump. Died for an especially hip and critical. Coming from someone who claims to be the biggest anti censorship defender of free speech. Today, I'm directing my administration to explore all regulatory and legislative solutions to protect free speech and the free speech rights of all Americans. We're here today to discuss protecting Americans from censorship. We will uphold the right of free speech. We, as a country, cannot tolerate political censorship. We will always always protect Free speech. The censorship and bias is a threat to freedom itself. Free speech is a bedrock of American life. We believe in free speech, censorship free speech, censorship free speech, censorship. Believe it or not, I'm one that really likes free speech. You can't have sensorship. You can't pick one person and say, well, we don't like what he's been saying these out. It's very interesting, you know. It's almost like it's It's almost like he's a hypocrite, you know. You know what else is a shame Jim Jordan just had his big congressional hearing on the weaponization of the federal government, and I couldn't be there to testify about a president of the United States who abused his authority to silence someone who disagrees with them. And tried to muzzle free speech. I'm so sorry, Jim. I would have been happy to help with that. And as for Trump, you know, if you wanna come on the show to tell me to be quiet yourself, We still have that arcade claw machine, the my pillow guy got in. You can climb inside and say whatever's on your delicate little mind. Okay? We're now less than two weeks away from the Oscars. The Oscars are on Sunday, March twelfth here on ABC, and I tell you you're gonna really feel the excitement start BILLED. THIS YEAR'S OSCARS WILL NOW FEATURE A CRISIS TEAM. IN CASE WILL SMITS SHOWS UP AGAIN. CAGNY WORKS IS SCHEDULED FOR MARCH twelfth Jimmy Kimmable host this year. It means it's gonna suck. You don't have to rock it. Just go out to you on Monday and then make time to get a drink. Well, he said it's gonna suck. I think you missed that, I don't know. That's not very open minded. Man okay. Maybe you don't like me. What about Kate Blanche? It's hauntingly beautiful portrayal of a lesbian orchestra conductor in the three hour German and English drama are. You're only cheating yourself. Okay? Tonight on this show, we have not one but two of People magazine's he has been a lot. I just wrote it, who is the sketchiest in twenty twenty. And Blake Shelton, who is set his man alive in twenty seventeen, and technically, there were three sexies man alive if you count my cover of Costco Connecting magazine that which is so I think that's a record. Either way, stay tuned for Seti tonight. Tonya West has been out of the spotlight for a couple months now. Adidas parted ways with Kanye in October, and now they're stuck with five hundred million dollars worth of back stock Yeezy's. These are Yeezy's that they were planning to sell, but they promised not to profit off yay in his shoes after his anti semitic tie rate. So, Adidas now has to figure out What to do with all of these shoes? One of the options is to burn them, which, Adam, seems like burning a pile of shoes is Historically, a bad look for Germany in general. The other option would be to donate them to disaster relief organizations to help people in places like Turkey and Syria, I don't know. It's a it's a tough call. What would Israel do in this situation? The other problem with the shoes is that they look like, well, this. So they look like what happens if you put a pair of crops in the microwave. Maybe they do is they tie all the shoes together, make a giant raft, and then push Kanye out to see on it. You can probably use a rep right now. On the far west valley where he lives, they had more than ten inches of rain over the weekend. We my house, we just keep getting the leaks repaired. It rains. It leaks. We get it fixed. They say, okay. It's all good now. Then four months later, rains again. And we got buckets all over the floor and all the it even snowed here this weekend, which is all actually very exciting for our local weather people who really never get to report anything ever. Mister Bajardo is in the right one with our continuing storm coverage. Christine, Yeah. You know, I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I can't see what's going on behind me there's somebody doing donuts in the stock. Trying to get her attention apparently, but I could tell you we're starting to see some snow for a reason. Enough of it has fallen that is starting to accumulate here on the ground. Yeah. That's what we wanna look at the ground. While I we don't wanna not the monster truck from Star Wars doing snow donuts. We wanna look at the ground. We are not prepared for rain here. We just don't know what to do when it happens. So what we do do is we just drive around like there's nothing unusual happening at all. This is right next to Hollywood Burbank Airport. Nearly a dozen cars were stuck in the water as they tried to make it across the road This driver, this Porsche, became stranded on the roof of his convertible after he got stuck in the floodwaters on the five freeway. Take a look as this RV just slides into the river. At the Valencia Travel Village RV Resort, two other RVs went straight to the Santa Clara River. Isn't it great that we have video of everything now? In the old days, when you you can lose your RV, you'd have nothing to show for it. Is everything okay at your house, Carol? Yeah. We lost the power for, like, two or three hours. Oh, you had no power? Yes. Do you have a generator? No. We went out across the street with the neighbors. They do have one. Oh, the neighbors had oh, the neighbors had to generate. Yeah. I didn't even stay for a couple hours. Now are you gonna get a generator? 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