Trump Excitedly Awaits Possible Arrest, Evidence Suggests He Mislead His Lawyers & Perp Walk Prep

joining us in um Hollywood onthat isday two of the uh when are they going toarrest him already we are the grand jurywas out today and no indictment washanded down against Donald Trump theydecided to push the hearing to tomorrowto give Trump supporters time to Irontheir Confederate flags it was Trumpclaimed he uh put on Truth social thathe was going to get arrested yesterdaysome of the experts are saying it mightnot happen until next week now I'll tellyou something if this happens onSaturday and you're with me on thisGuillermo so help me God I will run intothe studio and do a monologue in mybathroom I don't care if there's anyonehereI'm talking in this not working cameraaccording to the New York Times DonaldCorleone is looking at this possiblerest as a fun experience he's beentelling people he's excited about theidea of getting paraded in front ofcameras like it's a red carpet at somekind of guilty People's Choice Awards orsomething he's also saying hespecifically wants to get handcuffedbehind his back which weirdly this isthe same request he had for StormyDaniels when he got into this messwhy he would make a spectacle out ofbeing arrested I don't know he's beeneven askingfriends if he should smile when he getsarrested he's been asking friends if heshould smile Milani has been debatingwhether she should play Party in the USAor Celebration by cooling the Gangto putting a lot of thought into thisTrump's even putting thought into hisperp walk he is planning this out likeit's a reality show or something he'strying to decide on which of his manywalks he will go with it will it be forinstance will it be the toilet paperdragwill he go with the wet wife walkwill he maybe do something uh Royal andgo with blockperhaps something International like theget ahead of Stateof course we all know the big babyelephant walk ifthere's a ramp in the area and this oneis called the disheveled wedding guesthere we have one from the debate themenacing Hillary prowland then the weather is inclement we'vegot watch thisyou take care of that yeahor maybe the YMCA we don't know I votefor that one I think it'll be a lot offun to see Trump doing this this thisand this on the way in the fourthone um associate said Trump wants toshow the world that if they can do thisto him they can do it to anyone which umyeahit's called having laws I meanif I rob a bank they could also arrest abank robber it doesn't it's notnecessarily related you know the badnews for Trump is he seems to be out ofcompetent lawyers he seems to be gettinghis lawyers off Billboards now when he'sin trouble he dials two two two two twotwo two twohis former attorney Michael Cohen is nowthe key witness against him in theStormy Daniels case and the guy who'srepresenting him in that case is a bigsalami sandwich with olives named JoeTaco Pino who may now have to recusehimself because back in 2018 he wasapproached to represent of all people'sStormy Daniels which is a bigly conflictof interest and is also a lot of fun towatch Joe from 2018butting heads with Joe from 2023. nocrime was committed here that there wasno campaign law violation at all if thatis what happened we have a potentialcampaign Finance issue he did everythingthe right way he did nothing wrong as hehas said repeatedly it doesn't pass thestraight face test I don't know sincewhen we've decided to start Prosecutingextortion victims once the microscope ison you everything is fair game wellfirst of all he forgot the law Michaelgoing here but that's normal mostlawyers pick out loan supplies thatdoesn't make sense that a lawyer tookout a home equity loan with his ownmoney paid some somebody that he didn'teven know that there's no crime herethere was absolutely no crimeit's the legal agreement it's the fraudif that's in fact the caseit doesn't make sense that's right itdoesn't the defense and the prosecutionarrestswhat a different a paycheck makes thereis one potentially amazing scenario thathas the mega world all fired up rightnow that is if Trump refuses to leaveMar-A-Lago to surrender to authoritiesin New York or Georgia or one of themany places where he might wind upgetting arrested you know we would haveto authorize the warrant the governor ofFlorida none other than meatball RonDeSantis who obviously wants no part ofthis at all and even Trump has indicatedhe would turn himself in if he getsindicted that hasn't stopped FloridaCongressman Matt gates from sticking hislittle brown nose into the old OrangeJuliuswe're governor of Florida IFloridian to be hauled before some Sorosbacked prosecutor in some blue City overpolitics and I wouldn't make anexception to not protect the presidentof the United States Ron DeSantis shouldbe standing in the breach to stop anysort of extradition of President Trumpfrom the state of Florida and the factthat he's not doing so puts everyFloridian at risk who could be thesubject of a false allegation like oh mefor instance I don't know spoken like atotally innocent Florida man and by theway these people screaming that Trumpdidn't do anything wrong how do theyknow he didn't do any they haven't seenthe evidence we don't know any of thedetails of what the lawyers told thegrand jury for all we know Donald Trumpkidnapped baby Yoda okaya lot of people were also wondering whythe tandalorian is being indictedin New York for a crime related to asexual encounter in Lake Tahoe andthat's because in the criminal justicesystem sexually based offenses areconsidered especially heinous in NewYork Citythe dedicated detectives who investigatethese vicious felonies are members of anElite Squad known as the Special VictimsUnitthese are their storiesclears it up for everyoneyou got it Guillermo right yeah a littlebit yeah a little bit yeah a little bitwhich little bit of it did you get justa little bit just a little bithoney this is real iced tea is filmingan episode of Law and Order SVU next tothe Manhattan Courthouse that isdeciding Donald Trump's fate I have tobelieve that somewhere out thereDetective Munch is looking down andlaughing very hard at all this theManhattan die probe is just one of themany investigations into Trump the D.Ccourt of appeals today upheld the rulingof a federal judge who found thatthere's compelling evidence to suggestTrump deliberately misled his ownattorneys about whether he hadclassified documents at Mar-A-Lago ofcourse he misled his attorneys this iswhat he he's the he's the light Piperhe's misled and this is what he doesso now one of Trump's own lawyers hasbeen ordered to testify in front of thegrand jury and hand over handwrittennotes and transcripts of audiorecordings he made speaking to TrumpDonald Trump's the only person who getshis own lawyers in trouble with the lawand then we have probably the biggestcase of all in Georgia where Trump isnow being represented by a a squirrelnamed Drew feinling Newton acknowledgethat Donald Trump lost the GeorgiaelectionI I'm I am that's a good that's an easyone do you acknowledge that Drew no noI'm I'm focused let me tell you what I'mfocused on I'm focused on being acriminal defense attorneys any lawsuitother political peoplewhy not even why won't we even talkabout that I don't know we want to watchyou get fired on TV I don't knowthis poor guy I don't know what he'ssupposed to do this they have Trump ontape telling election officials inGeorgia to find him eleven thousandvotes it's on tape that was in Januaryof 2021 by the way more than two yearsago and still there have been noconsequences for his actions so far theonly real consequences Donald Trump hasfaced in his whole life are Eric and DonJr you knowthere are so manyconspiracy theories the Q Anon crewthinks when Trump gets arrested we'refinally going to have proof that he'sJFK Jr come back to lifeothers believe antifa will infiltratethe protest disguised as Magnum makethem look like criminals but for me thebig lie that everyone especially themainstream media seems so willing tooverlook is happening right in front ofour eyes in college basketball everyyear we collectively pretend thatGonzaga University is a real place andnot just a ruse cooked up to win NCAAgames I've been trying to get this outthere but the media especially the localmedia up in Spokane Washington where theschool allegedly exists keep pushingback the cloud covered parts to reveal aremote Mountain Valley where the magicalfictional Gonzaga Universityis able to exist so silly right doesGonzaga really exist a long-running jokewith Jimmy Kimmel of course we know itdoes right in the heart of downtownSpokane the city has even offered to flyKimmel from his La Studio to Spokane toprove that there is no fake school thatjust appears for the NCAA tournament Ithink he needs to take us up on thatoffer well I will say first of all noone to my knowledge has ever offered afly meto this imaginary place ever nor havethey offered to fly me to to Narnia towhat wakanda and or to Gonzaga this is afake place and that is fake news andthis is fake news too Gonzaga of coursehas some very famous alumni includingsinger Bing Crosby who we all know andformer Governor Christine Gregoire andthe first female Washington StateAttorney General right right Bing CrosbySanta's friend he's imaginary tooand is dead by the way and formerGovernor Christine Gregoire do yourselfa favor right now Google former GovernorChristine Gregoire you know what comesup nothing nothing it says page notfound okay anyway Gonzaga tomorrow isplaying our local team UCLA in the sweet16. so we're going to keep a very closeeye on that and on them and we will notlet this storydie we really won't we will beat it todeath is what we'll do in Hollywood newsyou know there are some major MotionPictures coming to theaters John Wickchapter four opens Friday that'ssupposed to be greatDungeons and Dragons comes out laterthis month that's supposed to be reallygood and there's a new biopic that manybelieve is already the front runner forBest Picture in 2024. it's I don't knowif you 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