>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.RIGHT THERE WE HAVE THE AUTHOROF THE NEW BEST SELLER "SPARE."I AM HERE WITH PRINCE HARRY.HARRY, I BELIEVE YOU SAID ICOULD CALL YOU HARRY.>> Prince Harry: I SAID YOUCAN CALL ME WHATEVER HE WANTS.>> Stephen: BECAUSE WE ARESUCH DEAR FRIENDS NOW THAT I'VEREAD YOUR BOOK I FEEL LIKE WEKNOW EACH OTHER VERY WELL.A WONDERFUL INTERVIEW THE OTHERNIGHT THAT EVERYONE ACCLAIMED ASGROUNDBREAKING.BUT THE THING IS THAT EVEN AFTERREADING 400 PAGES OF YOUR BOOK,THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN FITINTO 400 PAGES AND I FEEL LIKE IDON'T KNOW YOU AS WELL AS IWOULD LIKE TO.MY TEAM UP THERE HAVE COME UPWITH 15.>> Prince Harry: YOU HAVE ALAB?THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.>> Stephen: MY TEAM HAS COMEUP WITH 15 QUESTIONSSCIENTIFICALLY CALCULATED TOPLUMB THE DEPTHS OF ANYONE, TOREVEAL THEIR SOUL TO THE WORLD.THIS IS GOING TO OPEN YOU UP TOTHE WORLD.ARE YOU PREPARED TO BE KNOWN BYTHE WORLD AFTER YOU ANSWER WHATHISTORY WILL CALL THECOLBERT QUESTIONERT?>> Prince Harry: NO, BUT LET'SDO IT.♪ ♪>> Stephen: HARRY, WHAT IS THEBEST SANDWICH?>> Prince Harry: HMM.I WOULD SAY A CHEESE AND HAMTOASTY WITH DIJON MUSTARD ONTOP.>> Stephen: TOASTY MEANSGRILLED?>> Prince Harry: A TOASTINGMACHINE?>> Stephen: LIKE A PANINIPRESS?>> Prince Harry: I HAVE TO BECAREFUL WITH THE QUESTIONSBECAUSE THE AMERICANISM'S, IT'SVERY DIFFERENT.IT GOT ME IN MY LIFE INTO ALITTLE TROUBLE.>> Stephen: THE WORD FANNY ISONE THAT'S MOST UPSETTING.>> Prince Harry: BUT THENTHERE IS A FANNY PACK.>> Stephen: FANNY TO US ISDIFFERENT THAN FANNY'S TO Y'ALL.>> Prince Harry: I WAS GOINGTALK ABOUT BAY-ZEL AND BAZ-IL.>> Stephen: VITAMIN ANDVIT-AMIN.>> Prince Harry: HORSEBACKRIDING ON HORSEBACK RIDING.THAT INSTANTLY BECOMES A MEME.>> Stephen: WHAT IS ONE THINGYOU OWN THAT YOU SHOULD REALLYTHROW OUT?>> Prince Harry: OOH, UH.RIPPED BOXER SHORTS.>> Stephen: WHY DO YOU STILLHAVE THEM?>> Prince Harry: I DON'T WANTTO LET THEM GO.>> Stephen: FOND MEMORIES?>> Prince Harry: [LAUGHS]>> Stephen: HARRY, WHAT IS THESCARIEST ANIMAL?>> Prince Harry: THE SCARIESTANIMAL TO ME IS A SNAKE.>> Stephen: DID YOU SEE ANYGOOD ONES IN AFRICA?BLACK MAMBAS OR SOMETHING.>> Prince Harry: SNAKES CANGET ANYWHERE.>> Stephen: ANYWHERE.APPLES OR ORANGES?>> Prince Harry: ORANGES.DUH.>> Stephen: SOMETHING WEIRDLYCANNIBALISTIC ABOUT THAT.HAVE YOU EVER -->> Prince Harry: IF WE BITEYOU, YOU GET GINGIVITIS.[LAUGHTER]YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE BITTEN,DON'T YOU?>> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVERASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIRAUTOGRAPH?>> Prince Harry: YES.>> Stephen: MAY I ASK WHO?>> Prince Harry: THE RUGBYTEAM IN 2003.AT THE WORLD CUP FINAL.AFTER A FEW DRINKS.I WAS WALKING AROUND GOING,JOHNNY, JOHNNY, MIKE, MIKE.THEY WERE ALL STANDING THERENAKED BUT I GOT ALL 15SIGNATURES.>> Stephen: THEY SIGNED WITHPENS?WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS WHENWE DIE?>> Prince Harry: I THINK WEBECOME ANIMALS.>> Stephen: I LIKE THAT.LIKE, WE REINCARNATE?DO YOU HAVE AN ANIMAL HE WOULDLIKE TO COME BACK AS?>> Prince Harry: PROBABLY ANELEPHANT.>> Stephen: FAVORITE ACTIONMOVIE?TOUGH QUESTIONS.>> Prince Harry: GLADIATOR.YEAH.[APPLAUSE]>> Stephen: YOU KNOW THEEMPEROR AND THAT, MARCUS REALLYEWHO GETS KILLED.HE SAID LET US HAVE AN END TOTHIS DEBATE ABOUT WHAT MAKES AGOOD MAN AND BE ONE.YOU CAN USE THAT.>> Prince Harry: GOODKNOWLEDGE.>> Stephen: WINDOW OR AISLE?>> Prince Harry: COCKPIT.>> Stephen: FAVORITE SMELL?>> Prince Harry: FAVORITESMELL.MY WIFE.>> Stephen: LEAST FAVORITESMELL.>> Prince Harry: UHHH.[SNIFFING][LAUGHTER]>> Stephen: MOST USED APP ONYOUR PHONE.>> Prince Harry: FOR MEGENERALLY BETTER UP.>> Stephen: WHAT IS BETTER UP?>> Prince Harry: IT'S ACOACHING PLATFORM WHICH I AMPART OF.THE QUICKEST ACCESS TO HEALTHCOACHING.>> Stephen: CATS OR DOGS?>> Prince Harry: DOGS,OBVIOUSLY.CATS.>> Prince Harry: YOU ONLY GETONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THEREST OF YOUR LIFE.WHAT IS IT?KEEP IN MIND YOU DON'T HAVE TOLISTEN TO IT CONTINUALLY BUTWHEN YOU WANT TO GO LISTEN TO ASONG, IT HAS TO BE THIS ONE.>> Prince Harry: LOVE GETSSWEETER EVERY DAY.>> Stephen: NOT FAMILIAR.>> Prince Harry: YOU NEED MORELOVE IN YOUR LIFE.>> Stephen: I CAN'T POSSIBLYHAVE MORE LOVE IN MY LIFE.HAVE YOU MET MY WIFE?>> Prince Harry: YES, WE METEARLIER.I HAVE DINNER PLANS WITH YOURWIFE.>> Stephen: NOTHING WOULD MAKEHER HAPPIER.YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE IN THEWORLD, THEY ARE LIKE, THEY ARELIKE, I LOVE THE ROYAL FAMILY.I TOTALLY GET THAT.THAT IS MY WIFE.I AM LIKE, I'VE GOT NO HOSTILITYAGAINST YOU GUYS.A LITTLE.NO HOSTILITY BECAUSE YOU TOOK MYFAMILY'S LAND BACK IN IRELAND.I AM OVER IT.I AM OVER IT.>> Prince Harry: IT DOESN'TSOUND LIKE YOU ARE.I'M VERY SORRY.>> Stephen: SHE IS ANINCESSANT ANGLOPHILE.SHE SPENT SOME TIME ATCAMBRIDGE.SHE LOVES YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.IF SIX ORDINARY.>> Prince Harry: WONDERFUL.>> Stephen: IT IS THE ONETHING THAT WE DISAGREE ABOUT.I AM READING THIS BOOK GOING,"GET 'EM, HARRY."I DON'T MEAN THAT AT ALL.WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OUT?>> Prince Harry: WHAT?>> Stephen: WHAT NUMBER AM ITHINKING OF?>> Prince Harry: ONE.>> Stephen: NO.>> Prince Harry: HANG ON ASECOND.ARE THESE THE SAME QUESTIONS YOUASK EVERYBODY ELSE.>> Stephen: EVERYBODY GETS THESAME QUESTION.>> Prince Harry: HASANYONE.NET RIGHT.IS THERE A NUMBER YOU'RETHINKING OF?IS IT BETWEEN 1 AND 10?>> Stephen: WHY WHAT I TELLYOU?YOU GOT IT WRONG.IF YOU GOT IT RIGHT I WILL BEABLE TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION.IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS YOU WIN.>> Prince Harry: WHAT DO IWIN.>> Stephen: YOU GET TO BEKNOWN BY PEOPLE.WHAT DO YOU MOST WANT TO BE,HARRY.NOT ALONE.I READ YOUR BOOK.WE WANT TO BE KNOWN.YOU'RE WELCOME.HAVE YOU ENJOYED -->> Prince Harry: SECURITY.CAN YOU GUYS COME AND GET ME OUTOF HERE.>> Stephen: HE'S GOT RED HAIR.SITTING NEXT TO THE DESK.DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFEIN FIVE WORDS.>> Prince Harry: FIVE SEPARATEWORDS OR A SENTENCE?>> Stephen: EITHER WAY.NO ONE HAS EVER ASKED THATBEFORE.YOU CAN DO IT AS A PASTICHE OFTHESE FIVE WORDS OR MEANINGFULSENTENCE TO YOU.THAT IS MORE THAN FIVE.>> Prince Harry: FREEDOM.HAPPINESS.CLARITY.SPACE, LOVE.[APPLAUSE]>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS.YOU ARE KNOWN."SPARE" IS AVAILABLE NOW.PRINCE HARRY, EVERYBODY.
