GPT-4 was in Bing all along…

uh March 15th otherwise known as TheIdes of March to celebrate I'll begetting stabbed 23 times at the end ofthis videoopenai has officially announced thesequel to gpt3 GPT 360. no wait uhseries X no sorry gpt4 which they claimis more powerful more creative and morereliable it can also pass professionalbenchmarks like the LSAT and bar examwithin the 88th percentile or highermeaning that it's better than ever atfulfilling parents dreams earlyexperimenters have managed to use gpt4to quickly recreate the classic gamepong and to turn a simple sketch on anapkin into a functioning website Ialways have trouble with that the newmodel is also supposedly less prone tohallucination which is interestingbecause shortly after it was unveiledMicrosoft announced that the new Binghas apparently been running on gpt4 thewhole time Bing while certainly powerfuland creative is not necessarily whatmost people would describe as reliableand non-hallucinogenic but hey it's fromMicrosoft so what do you expect but thishasn't dampened Microsoft's confidencethey apparently think the model is sogood that it won't need humans to helpit figure out ethics because the companyeliminated their entire ethics andSociety team from their office ofresponsible AI which I assume means thatthey have solved all the ethicalproblems related to Ai and it's going tobe smooth failing from here on outnothing could possibly go wrong we gotan AI for that ever since meta's opensource GPD three level large languagemodel Ohama had its training data leakedlast month developers have been figuringout new and innovative ways to run it onjust about everything first on a Macthen on Windows then on a pixel 6 andeven a Raspberry Pi just like what youwould do with real llamas right giddy upuh one of the key strengths of llama isthat it was designed to run with asingle GPU and while it may chug like acement smoothie on something like aRaspberry Pi it does successfully wellnot me not run but walk anyway like allama now to be be clear this is stillmeta's IP and its terms of service dostill apply but sooner rather than laterwe're going to see the firsthyper-individualized pocket AI which isgreat news because I've been looking fora way to make using a graphingcalculator far more interesting now Ican graph poems insultingback when Windows 11 launched usersrioted when they discovered that the newstreamlined taskbar had lost much of thefunctionality that it enjoyed back withWindows 10. it can't be moved to the topor the side of the screen separateiterations of the same program wouldstack and couldn't be separated likethose Lego bricks that my daughter gluedtogether this has popularized modsintending to reinstate thatfunctionality however early previewsinto the newest version of Windows 11seem to indicate that Microsoft will begiving us one of those little orangetools for our yellingbudgie thing and we could see a returnof the never combined option nice uhwhile they're at it by the way theymight want to fix their VBS settingsthere was concern at launched thatWindows 11's VBS and hvci default mightaffect performance and they dobenchmarks show that default Windows VBScan actually slow down games as much as10 percent even on top end graphicscards thanks to Microsoft's insistenceon improving things by making them worsefirst well what else are you gonna dohey now it's time for buckwax brought toyou by vessi the footwear company thataims to change the way that you thinkabout rain I mean why should a littlebit of precipitation ruin your plansvessey claims their shoes are 100waterproof so throw a pair of them onand keep your day going stuck in yourhead go out for a walk what does thathave to do with shoes stuck in your feetgo out for a walk and your feet will benice and dry and warm or on a hot daythey'll be cool why worry about theweather vessey's got you covered allthat's good Diamond text Tech technologykeeps your feet dry say 15 on your nextpurchase with offer code Tech linkedtechlinkvesty.com techlinked friendsRomans Tech enthusiasts lend me yourears I come to say the butt quacks notto praise them what it's a quote it's aquote Linus Google has launched an APIfor its own llm Palm as well as makerSuite A browser app for developers thatleaves all the Intensive computation toGoogle's Cloud servers and lets youfocus on presumably majoring Google isalso expanding generative AI support invertex a platform that helps businessestrain and launch machine learning modelsanthropic a google-backed companyfounded by former open AI employees haslaunched its own chat bot Claude is thisa new segment we do that's just likethis week in machine learning and AIeverything's AI everything was AIthere's something something there's awhole bunch of them Ulysses ArchibaldEtc something is something somethingmeta is firing another 10 000 employeesroughly 30 13 percent of its GlobalWorkforce as part of its year ofefficiency you know I haven't heard ofthat one you got the year of the rabbitthe year of the direct the year ofefficiency I like isn't that every yearin China Andythat is some that is some tone deafbranding for the thousands of workingprofessionals and their families whohave lost their jobs I bet they Workshopthat for a whileum we had an earlier wave of 11 000efficiencies four months ago meaningthat meta employees have been decimatedtwice and that's in the original meaningof the word meaning reduced by around atenth yeah I actually had to look thatup because I didn't realize that youwould decimate your own Army not theopponent it was like a punishmentpresumably for not having sex Microsofthas announced yet another deal extendingCall of Duty to another platform thistime cloud gaming Powerhouse boosterloidwhich you have almost certainly neverheard of so then I'll be the one to tellyou that boosterloid is the largestanti-cloud gaming service currently witha reported user base of around 4 millionso we're so we don't have to be rudeLinus okay this is all part ofMicrosoft's campaign to convinceRegulators to let it acquire ActivisionBlizzard pleaseand I suppose after granting access toCod to both Nintendo and Nvidia andhaving Sony turn it down Microsoft isnow really scraping the bottom of thebarrel here looking for another majorgaming platform to offer the franchiseto I can't wait to see Modern Warfarerunning simultaneously on PC Xbox switchand Samsung Smart fridge that's reallygoing to make Sony jealous we are trulyon the best timeline cyber crime ringemotech is back again and back to itsold tricks of using botnets to spam youremail pretending to be a response from aknown contact using your actual namethey've been active on and off since2014 going on Hiatus for extendedperiods presumably because some of theirmembers were serving time or got sleepyit's sleepy okay got it only to riseagain with new techniques to evadesecurity and to cause trouble they'relike cicadas but with malware this timethey were spotted sending a maliciousimage macro embedded in an attached 500megabyte Word document which is wayabove the file size limit of manysecurity scans but I guess not everybodyscansand the file contained large expertsexcerpts is that the word excerpts fromHerman Melville's Moby Dick which is apretty big book and it also had macroswow good job uh SpaceX is getting readyto test its new starship in the nextmonth which founder Elon Musk gives a 5050 chance of success this is a quote I'mnot saying it will get to orbit but I amguaranteeing excitement while thisdoesn't exactly Inspire confidence itwill certainly incentivize people totune into the presumably available livestream of the launch whether it's to seeit make it into orbit or see it make itinto Oblivionthey're both options the fault dearviewers is not in our Tech news but inourselves return on Friday for more Techlinked or face trial for crimes againstRome that's right you or one of yournine friends could dieevery week every week unless you fightbetter